SheatNoisette's Warehouse

The Game Porting Paradox

⏲ 10 min

Yup, some of the best games aren't ported. Why technical and licensing reasons fights in a Mortal Kombat FFA to mess with your sanity.

Designing a Hardware Product

⏲ 36 min

Designing a hardware product is much harder than designing a software product. Who would've guessed?

The AAA Industry and Modding Tools

⏲ 14 min

Hoppity bopity, my toolkit is not your property: The increasingly rare modding support in AAA games.

The Unseen life of Alphas and Beta games

⏲ 3 min

What if the best version of a game is the one we never get to play?

Where have the fun architectures of the arcade gone?

⏲ 6 min

Arcade hardware's wild custom-chip era died when PC economics won. But why?

In Defense of Fixed Function Pipelines...

⏲ 3 min

Why do I think the fixed-function era's feel more cohesive than today's anything-goes shaders.